How to Massage Your Cat

I probably just wasted 5 minutes of my life... 5 minutes of funny horror.



Title: How to Massage Your Cat
Author: Alice M. Brock
Published: 2003

Plot

How to massage your cat? Nope. How to kill your cat is more like it. This book contains 30+ ways to maim your feline.

                                                                                                                                                 

See, this book is a joke, it's not an actual book on how to massage your cat. It contains ways to injure and mistreat your cat. And, I'll admit it, I was laughing so hard while reading this book I could scarcely say the words. My mom, a cat lover, thought the book was mean but also hilarious.


Conclusion

Let me just say, if you're a defensive cat lover who has a little orange tabby sitting on your lap right now as you're reading this...

Don't read this book.

If you're not, then this book is perfect for a good(or rather uncontrollable) laugh.

Well, if I didn't feel so bad about how badly this book shows how to treat cats, I'd give it 5 stars.

But I feel bad. So...