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Thursday, November 14, 2013

Why Thanksgiving needs a mascot besides the turkey...

October 31st:

November 1st:

Okay, um... what happened to the Thanksgiving decorations?

Because that was totally uncool.

In a flash, your local Rite Aid transforms its Halloween spooky section into a Christmas wonderland, forgetting all about the one in the middle.

Why? Well, because nobody gets anything. All you do is pretend to be thankful, and stuff large portions of food into your mouth. But, unlike Christmas, there are no trees or presents, and unlike Halloween there is no begging random strangers for glucose.

That's what it's about.
Being thankful.

That's all. Bye.

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